Always the good first:
Haagen-Dazs "five" ice cream - particularly the ginger. A light ice cream with an intense flavor. I'm not even an "ice cream freak," but this got my attention and then my taste buds.
The idiotic YouTube (and everywhere else) of the "hip-hop" wedding procession. First of all, the dancing isn't that great and reminds me of the Funky Chicken. Secondly, they could have done this at the reception. Thirdly, is your wedding ceremony really just your Andy Warhol 15-minutes-of-fame?
And what was the church thinking?
Go buy a carton of ginger ice cream and consider these questions while savoring the flavor.